A pair of football teams played a pretty exciting game on Sunday night.
From what we can gather, the Kansas City Chiefs came back to defeat the San Francisco 49ers in a thrilling overtime contest that earned the squad its third Vince Lombardi Trophy in five years.
Very impressive, we guess.
But also beside the main couple of points, in our opinion.
The entire Super Bowl LVIII experience was dominated instead by music’s two biggest solo artists, as Taylor Swift was in attendance to cheer on boyfriend Travis Kelce… chug beer… and help fulfill a Joe Biden-led conspiracy.
She didn’t make every entertainment-based headline, however.
At one point, Beyonce starred in a Verizon commercial that challenged the singer to break the company’s Internet connection by making one viral announcement after another.
Most of these were silly and fictitious, such as Beyonce launching herself into space, until the global sensation dropped some actual news at the very end of the ad:
SHE’S COMING OUT WITH NEW MUSIC!
As confirmed on Sunday night via Beyone’s website, the artist is coming out with a new album, identified as “Renaissance: Act II,” on March 29.
It will be country music-themed — and guess what?
The first two singles are out right now!
The tracks are titled “Texas Hold ‘Em” and “16 Carriages.”
“This ain’t Texas, ain’t no hold ’em,” Beyonce sings as an up-tempo beat thumps in the background during the former single cited above.
“So lay your cards down, down, down, down/ So park your Lexus and throw your keys up/ Stick around, ’round, ’round, ’round, ’round/ And I’ll be damned if I can’t slow dance with you/ Come pour some sugar on me, honey too/ It’s a real life boogie and a real life hoedown/ Don’t be a b**ch, come take it to the floor now.”
The second song, “16 Carriages,” has a more melodic ballad quality.
“Sixteen carriages drivin’ away/ While I watch them ride with my dreams away/ To the summer sunset on a holy night/ On a long back road, all the tears I fight,” the singer croons.
When Beyonc dropped “Renaissance” in July 2022, she shared a statement on Instagram that explained it was merely part one of a “three act project” that she recorded during the COVID pandemic.
She referred to that album as “Act I,” and described it as “a place to dream and to find escape during a scary time for the world.”
That album, with a 1990s retro dance theme, went to number-one and was the centerpiece of her tour last year, which sold $580 million in tickets, according to the trade publication Pollstar.
Beyonce has been teasing her country era recently, rocking a cowboy hat and platinum blonde tresses at the Grammy Awards earlier this month.
She also attended this year’s Super Bowl in Las Vegas with husband Jay-Z and their two daughters, Blue Ivy and Rumi.